Yes, it’s time – we’ve had some great times and some really BIG times. I’ll never forget our Brazilian Blowout – it’s so fun when you are smooth and straight. But it’s time for us to part ways.
No, no, no, it’s not you – it’s me. You see I’m moving on. I loved having you – but it seems I keep you in a clippie more than I wear you down.
The decision is made – the appointment is set. I’m cutting you off.
I will miss the idea of long hair, more than the actuality of it.
I think I’ve outgrown you…. I know, I know, it seems like we just started this journey, but really we’ve been together for over three years.
We’ve been through a lot together – remember the summer of the hot rollers? Now that was some BIG HAIR fun! And when we heard banana clips were back? Oh what joy.
But the time has come – we’re just not working. I’ll miss you and flipping you back over a shoulder. Don’t wait on me. I think my time with longer hair is gone. I need something a little shorter these days – something more like this
We had a good run. I’ll remember you fondly.