Today is just one of those days that could benefit from chocolate. Wait, that’s every day.
I often think I was born 30 years too late or 30 years too early. Which means I should either be 75 or 15. Don’t really have a point for all of this, but I do love these ads.
I’m happy when I eat lard, too
I thinks it’s odd that there was a Lard Information Council. Isn’t lard just fat? Do we have a Fat Information Council? Can I be on that council?
Well, crap! No wonder my smoking was bad. I DIDN’T smoke Camels. If only I’d known.
And my favorite — EAT and Stay Thin!! Sanitized tape Worms — yes, that’s what it says right there. Jar packed, sanitized tape worms! How does one sanitize a tape worm since it is a WORM! That you swallow! YUCK! Of course, there is the whole ‘no diet, no exercise, no baths’ — wait, I don’t get the ‘no bath’ part. Can I still take baths — or at least showers. Not that I would swallow a tapeworm, even a sanitized one…. unless there really is no diet …. no really, I wouldn’t do it … just think it would be a slightly great idea if there wasn’t a worm involved in the process.